Mary Billiter, better known as Pumpkin Spice, is the published author of adult romantic fiction. Her naughty fairy tale line “Scarlett Hood & The Hunter” and “Goldlie Locks & The Brothers Bear” is published by Evernight Publishing along with her Cupid Conquest romance, “The Hart Moment.” Pumpkin’s favorite time of year is fall when the leaves are turning, the weather is crisper and the nights are a whole lot longer. Write to her at: pumpkinspicecom@yahoo.com Follow her on Twitter: @PumpkinSpiceU2
The Teacher, Plumber & Writing Erotica
By Mary Billiter
My
girlfriend is an elementary schoolteacher. Since it’s summer she’s enjoying
life again – lunch out with other teachers, catching up on lost reading, and of
course, sleeping in. I teach on the college level – long lunches are the norm,
reading is a requisite and instructing night courses I always sleep in.
Still
when summer hits, we both enjoy the fact that we no longer have to grade
papers, be ruled by an academic calendar, or attend staff meetings. She invited
me to join her elementary brood to raise a glass and toast the start of summer,
but I had to pass.
The
only thing that was filled with ice that I was raising was the ice pack that I
laid on my swollen abdomen. I was sidelined from an abdominal hysterectomy that
made it hurt to laugh, let alone move. Worse still, during my miserable
recovery my plumbing decided to back up. There’s a thousand jokes in that last
line but I’m not going there.
So
as my third grade teacher friend headed toward a beautiful sunny day of iced
yummy oblivion, I waited on a plumber to return to fix what he hadn’t the day
before. I text my teacher friend the sad state of my affairs.
She
texted back. “Is it Brent's plumbing?”
Before
I could text a reply, her next message flashed across my iPhone.
“Oh
my, his eyes are entrancing. They are as blue as the ocean. You can't focus on
his words when you look into his eyes...Slade has a cousin in Idaho with blue
eyes like that. And he does amazing plumbing work too.”
Slade
is her husband, who I’ve never met, but with a name like Slade I have to at
some point. But after reading her plumber review, I responded.
“My
guy's Martinez, didn't notice his eyes and he hasn't called back but now I want
your plumber guy. What's his number?”
However
before relinquishing blue-eyes’ number, she gave fair warning:
“I
told Terri to call Brent's plumbing cuz she needed a plumber. I warned her
about his eyes. She was all geared up and when she opened the door, his helper
was standing there instead. Boy did we giggle and giggle.”
I
held the ice pack to my stomach as I laughed and laughed. Terri teaches the
first-grade and isn’t much taller than her students. I imagined her opening her
front door, hoping to look into blue eyes and the disappointment that followed.
Terri wouldn’t mask it well. I was still laughing when the next stream of
texted rolled forward.
“Still
you need to lay your eyes on this man. His eyes. He’s married – but Oh my!!!!
Look him up on the Internet. Maybe there's a photo of him... But that wouldn't
be safe. His eyes....”
At
this point, I wasn’t sure if she was still texting me or having a text
conversation with herself. It hurt to laugh, but I couldn’t stop. I finally
interjected.
“It’s
worth the risk rather than wait for the phone that hasn’t rung.”
Her
reply came quickly.
“If
only it was Brent...You'd be singing a different tune. Try him next time... His
plumbing skills, that is... LOL”
By
this time, I was convinced she had already started happy hour. Then her final text
reminded me she hadn’t begun drinking she was simply an overworked educator spending
her summer working on her Master’s degree.
“I
made myself laugh out loud. Oh my. I need to get my paper done. This class
might kill me. I'd rather be waiting for a plumber who has boring eyes to call.
I thought I had his contact number. I looked. Sorry. Look it up. Brent the babe
plumbing. And request the owner. LOL. And his eyes. Straight to your heart.
They will make you melt. Ahhhh. Off to lunch! Enjoy!”
My
ice pack had all but melted by the time our text conversation wrapped up. I
found the number and was about to call when the doorbell rang. I slowly made my
way to the front door and opened it.
“So
I guess I didn’t fix the leak?”
I
looked into his eyes, but the sun blocked my view. “What color are your eyes?”
“They’re
hazel. Blue, green and gold around the pupil,” he said.
I nodded
with a smile, welcomed him back into my home and closed the door.
So…what
do two teachers, a hysterectomy and a plumber have to do with writing erotica?
Setting.
Sure, there’s also characters, conflict and of course - the bait. But at the
core we started with setting that created the mood. And with erotica it's all
about the energy of the work that brings it to life.
One of
the best ways to bring something to life is through the interplay of language
between the characters. To have that interaction work to your advantage, setting
becomes integral.
Let's
take a look at "My Midnight Cowboy" as an example.
Lucy
Baker is in the airport with her bestie, Rachel waiting to check her bags, get
her boarding pass and make the big jump from Orange County, California to a new
job that's waiting for in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Lucy’s nervous, scared and
excited. The pastry chef is leaving the life she knows for something she knows
nothing about.
When
an impatient, outspoken cowboy in line tries to hurry them along with an off
putting remark, Lucy turns on the heels of her boots and takes the bait. She
comes eye-to-eye with two cowboys. But the sparks that ignite immediately
between Lucy and Ben can't be ignored. They bicker back and forth in a heated
verbal repartee that is laden with sexual tension. Lucy wants nothing to do
with Ben but they keep getting thrust in situations with each other that make
their desire impossible to deny.
Ben
and Lucy’s chemistry naturally fed into a frenzied build-up, which culminated
into a release that exploded on a plane, train and back on a plane. Hey they had
a lot of friction to work out.
Developing
build-up for our characters is part of the payoff for our readers. It's the
foreplay. And the best foreplay takes time. So don't rush the set-up. Place
your readers in the scene.
Whether
it's two teachers text talking about a plumber or two girls in an airport with
two cowboys behind them in line – show your readers what's happening to set the
scene and let them be there with you.
Develop
the moment. Savor the setting. Deepen the mood. Build the tension. Throw in a
little a humor. So when the plumber rings the bell your as eager to find out
what he looks like as the main character.
Mary
Billiter is a weekly newspaper columnist and fiction author. She also has
novels published under the pen name, "Pumpkin Spice."
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My Midnight Cowboy
Part of the Rough Edges Anthology by Pen and Kink
If chocolate is the way to a man’s heart,
then pastry chef Lucy Baker has the recipe for success. But will her culinary
skills melt the most-hard hearted bachelor in Wyoming?
A chance encounter on a New Year’s Eve flight
leaves two strangers to discover unbound pleasure and a hunger for more sexual
discovery.
Excerpt:
I sat alone in complete darkness until the
tram pulled into a stop. When the doors opened, light poured into the car and
suddenly Ben stood before me. I gasped. He said nothing.
The tram resumed moving toward another tunnel and darkness overtook
the tram. I felt for him, but he was no longer in front of me. A brief pocket
of light before the next tunnel spliced through the tram and Ben was on the
bench seat beside me, his voice in my ear.
“Hey,”he said.
“Hello.”I waited for him to touch me. “I wondered where you went.”
“I promised to look after you and I plan to keep that promise.”
“People break promises.”
He reached his hands into my hair and pulled me toward him. His
mouth grazed my neck and nibbled at the tender skin. “I don’t break promises
and neither will you.”
“Maybe.”I dug my fingers into his thick, wavy hair. “Maybe not.” I
toyed with him and his hold on me strengthened. The ferocity of his kiss
ignited my senses and made my skin prickle with pleasure.
An Anthology of Wild West Erotic Adventure
by Pen and Kink press
Work hard, play hard, love hard…
Nothing
is sexier than someone who knows what they want and has the confidence go after
it. This anthology is crammed full of hot romances featuring those kinds of rough-around-the-edges
alpha personalities–stories about the kind of men and women who ride horses
during the day and their partners at night, who speak few words but mean every
one of them, and who would never break their own personal code of honor. We're talking about cowboys... and cowgirls.
This
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sweet to sizzling.
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